Oh sure. It’s got to be the rich white man.

I was thirteen when Zombie came out and I wanted to cut and bleach my hair like her in the video but my mom and boyfriend talked me out of it. I’m tempted to go do it today. I loved her.

Universities like Indiana, Georgia Tech, and Berkeley—which is named in more than dozen incidents—say they can’t pursue investigations without more details, including the accusers’ identities.

Yes, I own a house. I honestly don’t think I’d feel disrespected based on how a neighbor wanted to keep their home. It’s their property; if it’s not on my property, and not hurting anyone, it’s just none of my business.

“a self-taught geneticist who argues in favor of child rape.”

Yeah it’s gonna be harsh this time, probably a bailout.

Yes, it’s the woman’s fault for all of this. You’re totally right.

Get it together ladies, I would have brought a blanket, wine, grapes, cheese and even a cake with the knife stuck on the bottom a la Minnie mouse if I was ever invited to what should have been your new home. Even ants. I’d brought ants.

I meant it literally.... she is a professional boxer

Why isn’t that built into the system though. If literally everywhere requires a certain period of time, they could just print both dates in the passport, or make the expiration date the time of arrival, not departure. It’s so contrary to how every other expiration date works.

When is my digital assistant going to have the voice of HAL from 2001?

Republicans when it comes to healthcare, and gun control: “We must leave it up to the states! Why should the big bad gub’mt control what I do??”

It’s interesting how when it comes to things like marriage equality, racial integration, etc Republicans are all “Let the states decide! Polls say people don’t want this and we must follow the will of the people!” but when it comes to weed (or fucking city-wide plastic bag bans) Republicans are the first ones to…

Let me get this straight : Their plan is to ship distracted dummies over to all the non-boring, great driving roads where actual drivers thrive?

This should be the road it routes them on if they can’t put thier fucking phone/cig/vape/dildo/hamburger down:

Both vehicles looks excruciatingly ashamed in the picture.

He’s probably only got another 82 payments on that truck. No big deal.

I grew up in the shadow of my grandmother as well. For all that she was summa cum laud in mathematics (as well as the first woman accepted into her college’s program) she wound up being a battered farm wife of 4 kids, who made ends meet by teaching 2nd grade. The men she tutored for grocery money went on to pioneer…