Well, that is if you believe what Ayers is saying. he could be lying about that thinking it is a good excuse.

He actually called Dr. Vibes, a local DJ. That’s the same thing.

Yes, absolutely. This story is as good a time capsule as we’re likely to get. I think it’s crucial to remember the climate of paternalism and restrictions that we’ve escaped, and how quickly we’ve done so. So many, many places *even here in America* still believe that women are subservient to men. That our only roles…

The Flight Status Map is a critical tool in gauging how Fucked you will be if the plane has an emergency. It tells you where you are and exactly how frigid it is on the other side of that thin aluminum skin.

Race car drivers shouldn’t fly their own aircraft, it tends to end poorly.

Can’t remember the last time I saw a block heater, curious how that would factor into the equation above.

Jason, do you use a blowTORCH to warm up your cars?

It always strikes me funny that these laws are always framed as “restoring freedom”. What freedom? Your freedom to stick your nose into someone else’s business and tell them how to live their life? Because on the face of it you’re taking away freedom from a very specific group of people to get conservative Christians…

You’re right. I took it too far.

You know even playing Sorry he would never say sorry.

Donald knows the best chess moves. “I sunk your battleship! Go to jail! Sorry!”

“Adulting.”

Usually said right after, this is not the time to talk about gun control, which also needs to die.

“Thoughts and prayers”

Everyone who complains that NFL players who choose to take a knee. What is more un-American than enforced patriotism? Besides is taking a knee more disrespectful than standing.

Oh look more. AND AN AUTOPLAYING VIDEO!

I choose the genie episode of season 7 as the last ever X-Files episode. Having the whole series ending with Mulder and Scully sitting together watching Caddyshack is a really lovely way to wrap it up.

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

I really like the “purchase cleanse” idea: committing to using up every product I’ve already got before replacing it (and also using up all those enticing little samples I’ve saved for a special day that never comes). I’m looking at you, terrifyingly large collection of lipsticks!