The Flight Status Map is a critical tool in gauging how Fucked you will be if the plane has an emergency. It tells you where you are and exactly how frigid it is on the other side of that thin aluminum skin.
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Race car drivers shouldn’t fly their own aircraft, it tends to end poorly.
Jason, do you use a blowTORCH to warm up your cars?
It always strikes me funny that these laws are always framed as “restoring freedom”. What freedom? Your freedom to stick your nose into someone else’s business and tell them how to live their life? Because on the face of it you’re taking away freedom from a very specific group of people to get conservative Christians…
“Adulting.”
Usually said right after, this is not the time to talk about gun control, which also needs to die.
“Thoughts and prayers”
Everyone who complains that NFL players who choose to take a knee. What is more un-American than enforced patriotism? Besides is taking a knee more disrespectful than standing.
- RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS
I really like the “purchase cleanse” idea: committing to using up every product I’ve already got before replacing it (and also using up all those enticing little samples I’ve saved for a special day that never comes). I’m looking at you, terrifyingly large collection of lipsticks!
About 66,829 ways.
Struggling FAKE NEWS ESPN just showed that climate change is fake! FAKE NEWS just disproved FAKE SCIENCE.
Gators, definitely go with the gators.
Because I have an IQ greater than the sum of my fingers and toes (and honest to gosh not because I fantasize about killing anyone). I’ve already thought of 3-6 better ways to execute this plan.
Makes me glad I’m the kind of person that catches mice in my apartment and releases them in the attached barn, knowing they’ll…
My husband once said “If you really get mad at me, just leave. Don’t kill me, okay?”
If this mastermind was a true Florida Man, he would’ve managed to electrocute himself.
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