Paid in the satisfaction of making everyone’s day a little brighter. Also in money, they pay me in money.

LOL that is adorable. Mini Pie would end up busting through there like she was auditioning for an all-child rendition of The Shining.

$1,500? Fuck it, this is a bad decision I’d happily make. Nice Price.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Love the W124, love that it’s a wagon, love that they still came with rear-facing seats in that era, love the color, love the detailing job, love that it’s under 100k miles.

Finally, a NPOCP offering that tells the world, “You have beautiful skin. I’d like to wear it.”

I am so proud of my hometown - or at least the people who worked very hard to make this happen. The racists who are pissed off can just move. Most of them already have.

Clicked that Bachelor in Paradise link, hoping for a real estate listing or somesuch, imagining I’d see a few pictures and make a few McMansion Hell snarks to myself and move on. Then I saw it was a fourteen minute YouTube video and noped right the fuck out. Fourteen minutes!

Sometimes I am truly unprepared for the breadth of evil in our world. A group of people sat down, wrote out, and had a girl sign something so that she wouldn’t speak publicly ABOUT BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY A DOCTOR. A DOCTOR THEY HAD ALREADY KNOWN WAS AN ABUSER.

No, Albert, your values are more universal than you think. Why, just last night, I was valuing privacy and the company of your loved ones — specifically, your mom.

“You’ve got to remember, I’m the only guy in the modern era who didn’t want this job. I did this because I had to do it.”

“investment-grade potential”

Wow. We are all on the same shit. 20 mg Escitalopram, copious varieties of Weed, blessed Adderall, and 1mg Clonazepam are my little helpers.

His point is still valid though.

I don’t know man, those three exclamation points after the hack claim are pretty convincing. If he’d only put one exclamation point, I’d be on the fence, but three? No doubt about it!!!

It’s rather Americentic to assign American cultural values to others.

The collective European reaction to this tweet in one picture:

I feel like this is maybe one of those things were Europeans don’t have the self awareness like Americans do that blackface is wildly inappropriate today. I’m not excusing it, but clearly no one was around to tell him why this might not be the greatest idea. Don’t they still have a holiday/celebration in the…

Sound advice.