There is a martial arts youtuber who successfully hid her pregnancy by filming tons of videos in advance to keep her regular upload scedule. Then one day there was a ‘guess what I did this weekend’ video and suddenly she sat there with a baby in her arms.
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Gators, definitely go with the gators.
Because I have an IQ greater than the sum of my fingers and toes (and honest to gosh not because I fantasize about killing anyone). I’ve already thought of 3-6 better ways to execute this plan.
Makes me glad I’m the kind of person that catches mice in my apartment and releases them in the attached barn, knowing they’ll…
My husband once said “If you really get mad at me, just leave. Don’t kill me, okay?”
If this mastermind was a true Florida Man, he would’ve managed to electrocute himself.
#NotAllPlushies
The most dangerous person we know is typically the person we’ve chosen to share our bed with.
Well, gosh. He couldn’t have just injured his wife. He could’ve also injured someone like a cop that would have actually gotten him sent to prison for life. I am at the end of my rope with DV cases. If men did what they did to their intimate female partners to strangers, they would face serious penalties- no question,…
Paid in the satisfaction of making everyone’s day a little brighter. Also in money, they pay me in money.
LOL that is adorable. Mini Pie would end up busting through there like she was auditioning for an all-child rendition of The Shining.
$1,500? Fuck it, this is a bad decision I’d happily make. Nice Price.
“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”
Love the W124, love that it’s a wagon, love that they still came with rear-facing seats in that era, love the color, love the detailing job, love that it’s under 100k miles.
A long time ago, when the “hey let’s hook everything up to the Internet!” trend started being taken seriously, a person wiser than I gave me an analogy that I’ve found useful since: Every time you connect something new to the Internet, imagine that you have to permanently remove one set of drapes or blinds from your…
Finally, a NPOCP offering that tells the world, “You have beautiful skin. I’d like to wear it.”
I am so proud of my hometown - or at least the people who worked very hard to make this happen. The racists who are pissed off can just move. Most of them already have.
Sometimes I am truly unprepared for the breadth of evil in our world. A group of people sat down, wrote out, and had a girl sign something so that she wouldn’t speak publicly ABOUT BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY A DOCTOR. A DOCTOR THEY HAD ALREADY KNOWN WAS AN ABUSER.