No, Albert, your values are more universal than you think. Why, just last night, I was valuing privacy and the company of your loved ones — specifically, your mom.

“You’ve got to remember, I’m the only guy in the modern era who didn’t want this job. I did this because I had to do it.”

“investment-grade potential”

So you’re suggestion is to give up Internet? i mean, even if I just kept my celll phone, i’m still paying an “ISP” (Internet Service Provider) and likely a large one. i guess you could be talking municipality internet, but not everyone has those and I believe in some states they have been “outlawed” by politicians…

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Trump will decide based on whichever way the wind’s blowing that day.

Wow. We are all on the same shit. 20 mg Escitalopram, copious varieties of Weed, blessed Adderall, and 1mg Clonazepam are my little helpers.

His point is still valid though.

I don’t know man, those three exclamation points after the hack claim are pretty convincing. If he’d only put one exclamation point, I’d be on the fence, but three? No doubt about it!!!

Thanks for reading!

I assume that trying to start a nuclear war with another foreign power counts as “hate speech”?

It’s rather Americentic to assign American cultural values to others.

The collective European reaction to this tweet in one picture:

I feel like this is maybe one of those things were Europeans don’t have the self awareness like Americans do that blackface is wildly inappropriate today. I’m not excusing it, but clearly no one was around to tell him why this might not be the greatest idea. Don’t they still have a holiday/celebration in the…

Sound advice.

sure, if one of your fundamental guiding principles is the sanctity of user privacy and security I guess a good way to emphasize that is to install a secret plugin without the user’s permission that looks like malware.

You’d think the whole U2 fiasco would have taught companies this is a bad idea.

can we get one that stops videos from autoplaying altogether? the movement of them while im trying to read articles actually makes me nauseous.

She gives the most exquisitly concise argument yet seen about how things should be; what a developed society demands of the human animal...

“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”

Faster isn’t going to sell it. They need some racing.