Cleaned, yes - but that army of vent-mounted air fresheners gives me (even more) pause. What died in that engine bay that has to be so significantly “freshened” on the way out?

Klondike Drogo. Take your damn star. I’d give you more if Kinja would allow it.

I do travel for business and have PreCheck so my hope is this will help the experience at airports who don’t have PreCheck availability, which is (unfortunately) a lot of where I end up flying through.

They’re also wildly inappropriate in a place like Brookline (source: lived there for 6.5 years). The streets/sidewalks are already way overused with auto, bike, and pedestrian traffic, and adding these things to the mix is entirely irresponsible.

They could hang out with Cosby, since they’re all “innocent”.

Is that what that guy actually looks like? I hear a lot of shit about him but damn, it’s as bad as advertised!

You had me until bedliner paint job. Damnit. Way to make a BJ unappealing. CP with an unfulfilled sense of longing.

God I hope so. Somehow that would be a silver lining in my book right now.

Makes two of us!

Ugh, people can fuck right the fuck off with this shit. It’s one thing to make shitty decisions about one’s own health, such as this nonsense ‘replace everything with coconut oil’ trend. But when that approach is put on someone who can’t make a choice for themselves...yep, that’s fuck right the fuck off territory in…

You had me at smoke bombs.

Goddamnit do I hate when I have to vote CP on a wagon with a stick. But I didn’t even make it past the photo of it with those damn fender flares or whatever they are before I voted. Ffs, people.

Yep, exactly. Much like the “if we let the gays get married, what’s next? Cats marrying dogs?” bullshit.

This is the only correct take on the issue. Let me play, damnit!

I’ve been using my Mach 3 since I bought it, and that was relatively early on when they were released - it was an innovation! To realize I’ve been using the same damn razor for that long...I’m not sure if this is a proud or embarrassing moment. Given this ridiculousness, I’m leaning towards the former.

This is why I never tell people my state of birth.

I respect your prioritization, regardless of how lousy it feels not to get the immediate satisfaction of a Cheeto-less White House. Pence truly is evil, as opposed to the doofus, who is, well...we all know. Thank you for looking out for us but get that damn stone fired up already!

Normal points for using logic. Bonus points for your Kinja handle.

Man, that tooth creature still creeps me out. That was a freaking phenomenal season of TV.

I hated it plenty before I saw that badge. But that pile of horrid pushed me right over the edge to unbridled loathing.