That one is on you now, my friend - had to bump it down to your level.

Mmmkay, glad you know more than I do! I’ll just go back to my work on algorithm design. It’s cool, you got this!

The point of the exercise is to raise attention to how algorithms are being created that will tell self driving cars to do, how to make the types of choices that are shown here. These are very real conversations happening in the data science community, all of which revolve around trying to boil down moral decision…

I’m so using that line - thank you! And while you’re right for sure, it’s hard to believe that sometimes...goes against my instincts, which is no fun at all!

My most recent story in the relationship department is remarkably similar to yours, only I didn’t get the convenient (but amazingly shitty!) out you got. I had to find out everything I had been told was a lie, down to having or not having a job, having a house foreclosed upon (thankfully his, not ours), having a car…

For fucks sake, I had less angst as a 16 year old. Kill it with fire.

I’m so curious about this. How do the people who work in the embassy even deal with this guy?

Every hockey game I’ve attended when I don’t own a team jersey gives me an opportunity to wear my Whalers gear. I love it.

I...I just can’t. Wtf. I was wondering if advertisers were getting more clever, ABP less effective, or what. Thank you for increasing my rage in a quasi useful way!

Beautiful, thank you! I’m all but off Facebook at this point anyway (haven’t even checked it in months) so I couldn’t care less about that content. Also, amazing name.

I’ve been running Adblock Plus for ages as a browser extension; do I want to swap out for uBlock Origin? 

Reminds me far too much of my ex, who likely has CTE and dissociative identity disorder. Very, very similar types of behaviors. I hope he and his family get the help and support they all need.

Lizard men age suuuuuper fast unless they’re safely ensconced in their evil lairs. We should really put Ted back in his, you know, for his own benefit.

My dad loves Volkswagens. He passed this genetic abnormality on to me, so now I’m saddled with it. As a kid, he had a couple of Quantums, one of which was a Synchro (super cool). It was horrible to maintain, because “all of the parts were from Germany,” so it was prohibitively expensive to keep. Yet he did. Forever.…

This, thank you. I don’t care if the asshole is in jail or not, he deserves this designation. (And, to be clear, I want him in jail until the end of his days, but wherever he is, this is how he damn well should be known.)

I’m going to have to add this to my list of ‘don’t date a person with [x]’. Enjoy your star, may you have unlocked the secret to me avoiding (some) dumpster fire humans!

So much missed opportunity.

I don’t get the fascination with this guy. His acting is meh in my book (he was my least favorite part of Blade Runner 2049 by far, and I’ve avoided everything else with him in it for...forever?). His music is absolute drivel. And the way he chooses to portray himself is obnoxious, bordering on downright offensive.…

And I have never found the ‘report’ button on Instagram quicker. I know it won’t make a difference, but fuck this piece of garbage. Fuck his upbringing as a pussy grabber in the making, fuck all of it. The fact that he has daughters and can say this shit pushes me over the edge.

“I don’t think real checks have exclamation points.”