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I’ve long hated this show as it is exploitative as fuck. While I strongly disagree with the notions that sustainable weight loss is not possible (I myself am proof it is) The Biggest Loser teaches literally all the wrong lessons on how to do it. So instead of getting into the more controversial social topics I am just

Oh, please, when have the Kardashians EVER worried about copying someone, famous or not, if it meant a chance to profit?

I’ve complained about this before, and here I am again. *Why* do you keep framing excerpts from Jessica Simpson’s memoir that deal with her childhood sexual abuse as something salacious that you want to read immediately so you’ll be up on all the ~*hot goss*~?!!

“I’m embarrassed.”

Now you win awards for whispering, it needs separate category 

$86K seems a bit low for what is, essentially, a 24/7 on-call job.

I should also add that the next three days were a NIGHTMARE. I had to sleep in the same bed as him, and he asked me if I wanted to go sightseeing. NO!?!?! I had to figure out my life! I had just moved three months ago, and I had to figure out what I wanted to do next. I ended up moving back to the west coast after

The universe did some fucking BACK BREAKING to make this all come to a head, and I seriously wouldn’t have believed it if it hadn’t happened *to me.*

When I was 22, after a brief eyeroll hiatus from Thought Catalog, I decided to randomly read some articles there during some down time. If you don’t know Thought Catalog,

Got out of prison early on the condition I leave the state and move home to my mother’s house. Got bored because I hadn’t lived there in like 6 years. Hit up a guy I grew up with and went to a couple movies with as a teen and said “hey I just got out of the clink what’s up”. We proceeded to have a very alcohol soaked,

My favorite theory is that a SAHM wrote this re: her CEO husband and she wanted to show him that everyone thinks the amount of work she does is FUCKING INSANE.

The whole birth citizenship thing should be revoked. Most countries don’t do this.  Citizenship should come from the parents.  It’s an archaic rule that made sense 200 years ago but not now.

Caitlyn Fucking Jenner?

it’s weird. I understand all of the words that you’ve typed, but I have no idea what you’re saying. Wittgenstein was right.

Doc Marten’s oxfords I owned in the 80s/90s were so sturdy and all purpose and suited my style at the time, but lard did they make my ankles sore from their cumbersome weight. They never shredded my skin and they had to be alternated with other shoes because of the aforementioned ankle torment.

My wife was on a flight from MN back to California and a 17 year old male sexually assaulted the 21 year old woman sitting next to him. She was asleep and woke up to him touching her. He was traveling with his family who were all sitting in front of him. The flight attendants worked quick and there happened to be an

If only voters had a say and could choose from a dozen-and-a-half candidates.  So sad that Joe Biden will be forced upon said voters.

Uh. Given that Warren is polling less than Bernie, it’s Warren that’s dividing the progressive vote and helping Biden. In this equation, the only people actively hurting Biden are people campaigning in his lane, but Buttigieg and Klobachar don’t have the momentum.

He delayed running in 2015 to get Warren to run; he ran after she refused to. He got a lot of momentum going but couldn’t close. He then campaigned for Hillary, including in at least one swing state that she herself didn’t go to. He did 28 more events for her than she did for Obama.

Because the principles Sanders fights for are also being fought in the Democratic primary by ______________

Hilary Clinton had her chance. It went to hell in a handbasket. Can she please just go away now? I don’t like to be reminded of that election and she’s just making things worse.