I’m not clicking on that.

Chris Matthews would interrupt any fart with his own fart.

There are a lot of examples on the internet of Matthews farting during the time when his interviewees speak. If it were a phone or a mug, surely there would be examples of this sound, but there aren’t.

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

To be fair, this is happening much more rapidly than it did with Nixon.

“I want to be a journalist, except without the whole part where most of the job requires you to do boring stuff that I don’t like, such as listening.”

Cool story bro. Perhaps people with the attention span of a gnat who insist on being entertained is part of the problem.

This reminds me of when Nicholas Sparks said he doesn’t write romance novels and that he was actually the natural successor to Hemingway, Shakespeare, and Euripides. (I’m 100% serious about this.)

asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more…

Especially matched with the grumpy old man beard.

Yeah, but I do think putting Portman’s contact info on the collar, so she’s obliged to be the go-between for the reunion, is a step too far.

Moby loves his Rescue Cat, I was fortunate to return his lost cat to him, lucky the collar had this on it:

What’s the “OK Boomer” for Gen X’ers?

My dad talks about You Don’t Mess With The Zohan like it should be in the Criterion Collection.

The fact that we all still work 8+ hours per day is ridiculous. Most jobs could be accomplished in less time. 

This was also the criticism for Kamala Harris to plan to have a 10-hour school day, so we all can spend more time away from out families without any “excuses” such as a lack of childcare. WORK CULTURE IS WHAT NEEDS TO CHANGE, kids or no kids people should be allowed to have lives outside their job

Yeah, idk if “innocent until proven guilty” really applies if you married your stepdaughter.

This reads like a white guy talking about why he didn’t see the new Ghostbusters, Oceans 8, any of the new Star Wars, and why Brie Larson is a shitty actress.

Martin Scorsese? Is that you?