Bloop.

Hey, so, just a thought: some of you are like, “CPM isn’t married,” and I am, and if my partner continually dug at my competence and independence, I’d ditch ‘em.

Tim Burton remaking a Disney classic. What could go wrong?

Did anyone ask for this? Seriously, when did we decide that people just want a fuckload more Suicide Squad Joker?

I think the tampon maker should change their logo to this....

Yeah, this story really should have been the headliner.

Good news! Legion has been renewed for a third season at FX.

Annihilus seems like a dick. Someone should reach down his throat and rip his guts out.

It really is a pity we never got more Amalgam. A lot of those characters were genuinely interesting. Darkclaw, Speed Demon, Super Soldier, Magneto and the Magnetic Men... agh Just so much fun stuff.

Being kind is so easy. Even if it doesn’t come back around in any way. I prefer to at least try to be a positive force in the world and I don’t understand those who seem to enjoy being negative or downright nasty. They must be totally miserable.

Don’t care. I’m going to ride this $9.99 train until the end of the tracks.

DAD?

Some people should have been beaten more as children.

The funny part is that Ivanka is always running in Safe Mode, and she still bluescreens.

Transcript of the meeting:

For the record, I am completely willing to take deer jerky as partial trade on any car I am selling.

Exactly this. Beyond just a car, they’re selling a service. That service is convenience. And there are a lot of people willing to pay for convenience.