Don’t even need dialog. I’m sure there is enough “ooh” and “whoa” and “hey!” to keep Potato Head voiced by Rickles for Toy Story 4, 5, 6 and Alpha Championship Edition v Capcom.

Holy shit Barry Manilow tickets are on sale now!!

I’ve seen 20 year old cars that were less intact

For 2,400 years old? That’s intact.

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

“Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.” - line of the series imo.

I’ve been medically advised against this.

Note to Editor: Please make Kate your official burger reviewer with reviews of all the burgers at Chili’s, Friday’s, and Applebee’s as her next three articles followed by all the burgers at fast food joints. Thank you!

I think the tampon maker should change their logo to this....

Being kind is so easy. Even if it doesn’t come back around in any way. I prefer to at least try to be a positive force in the world and I don’t understand those who seem to enjoy being negative or downright nasty. They must be totally miserable.

DAD?

Some people should have been beaten more as children.

Damage like that to my car would’ve triggered me badly.

The funny part is that Ivanka is always running in Safe Mode, and she still bluescreens.

Transcript of the meeting:

Carmax is EXCELLENT for test drives.

I was in the market for a 2011/2012 GT500 last year and all private sellers get REALLY tense about allowing test drives. Carmax didn’t even bat an eye, didn’t care when I romped on it... they also didn’t care when I pointed out the interior damage, missing trim pieces, etc.

For the record, I am completely willing to take deer jerky as partial trade on any car I am selling.

Exactly this. Beyond just a car, they’re selling a service. That service is convenience. And there are a lot of people willing to pay for convenience.