Perhaps you have stumbled into Jalopnik by accident, sir.

Uh, you don’t drive this one snow, sir. You drive it when the sun is shining and all is good in the world. Duh.

Vader: The master of sick burns.

This is the Anakin Skywalker we were all hoping to see in the prequels but never got.

Reading it in James Earl Jones’ voice (as one must) is so. damn. good.

I freakin’ DIE every time she pulls an American accent... love it.

Because the Bible measures stuff in feet, unicorn bladders and Fahrenheit degrees.

You made the right call. Don’t go back.

You obviously don’t understand how the FCC works.

I didn’t have headphones so I watched it on mute, but in my head I was picturing Cleveland Brown’s voice saying “no no no no NO NOOOO!!!!!”

I’m surprised they couldn’t get James Woods himself, apparently he really loved doing the voice of Hades and would probably be easy to talk into making appearances as such.

Don’t know if you’re serious, but Statute of Limitations.

For comparison, here’s another that’s said to have a new interior, tyres, alternator, hydropneumatic reservoirs and oil, and battery as part of major service.

And remember; before implementing any of these ideas double-check your office policies. Many offices prohibit keeping any of these items (or most any food) in your desk.

We all hang around on the internet, complaining about "Oh, we don't get the cool cars though, they don't make it into production / they don't get imported here".

HRRHRGNRHRGRNRHGENEHEVENHEGRNRHRGRNRHRBRHRNRRBNRB. OMG THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. I WANT TO MARRY IT AND HAVE ITS BABIES AND THEN CARRY THEM IN IT.

GTFO

Fucking hell, Volvo...and they even made it brown.