Went to the movies last night (Dr Strange is just OK) and partook in my favorite childhood movie habit. Buy Twizzlers, bite off end of each side of Twizzler, use Twizzler as a straw to drink my soda. I don’t have a question, just wanted to share that last night was fucking great.

I think everything will be utterly disorganized and chaotic, which is frankly the BEST case scenario. The whole thing truly saddens me and I can’t even look at the news anymore or else my chest starts to ache.

For my money, nothing was funnier than Marco Rubio being chased by a robot.

No puppet no puppet was obviously the best you guys suck

Does the cameraman zoom in on Melania’s tits at the end? I would have to say yes.

“you’ve literally never paid us anything for all our work in the blog mines.”