My wife is pregnant with our first 2. Twin boys. I bought “Somebody Could Get Hurt” but have yet to read it. Anything else I should do to prepare? I’m all set, right?

Ashley- You do good work. What you do is important.  I appreciate it. Thanks.

I for one am just glad to see you’re still breathing, Feinberg. Although if you don’t want to wind up jailed come January, you might want to practice slipping phrases like “long, luxurious fingers” or at least “adequately sized hands” into your posts.

That Cruz’s complete indifference to his wife falling off the stage in front of him didn’t make the list is a travesty. Or maybe just emblamatic of what a clusterfuck this shit-show turned into.

Careful Feinberg, this is bordering on sports.

“you’ve literally never paid us anything for all our work in the blog mines.”