“The pay gap exists because women choose to work less hard and go into lower-paying fields.” Oh man, if only I had 77 cents for every time I heard that line...

Also, I now want to start calling my ob/gyn my “abortionist”

I chose to get mine paid in installments on a 25 year plan.

Ah yes, that sweet sweet rape money that is free-flowing. I remember I got mine in one of those oversized Clearing House Sweepstakes-style cheques. So worth it.

You are completely right. Ketchup (and its snooty cousin, catsup) is horrendous and disgusting.

I stand firm in my ketchup hatred. I cannot be swayed.

I think the fact that his wife’s request to be nonmonogamous caused him to think critically about her choices and empowerment and desires makes him a feminist (to me, that’s what the article was about, his thought process and integration of feminist ideals in working through this issue). If trying to support a woman’s…

Yeah, but was it a male reporter from the Associated Press who discovered this? Because then I’ll pay attention.

I’m flat out gonna steal this gif.

Discovering masturbation is pretty great though.

“did i stutter, bitch?” always works for me.

If saying “you’re a pussy” and “fuck” as an employee of LSU is a fireable offense. the LSU Tigers are going to be in need of a shit ton of new football and basketball coaches.

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

Gen-Y here. Just wait until you hit those metabolistic milestone ages: 30, 40. You’ll know what they mean by ‘growing’. *stares sadly at belly*

I’m all for this, but I do hope they continue using the “non-models” that are common in their ads. Say what you will about the inappropriate bs they have shown, but in general the models have been lovely and diverse in shape (well relatively) and in race, age etc. It’s always been quite refreshing in that regard.

Getting a tattoo when you’re not like, part of the subculture of tattoos, can be a weird, kind of frustrating experience (I say this as someone who has a number of non-visible tattoos, but who is a very white-collar, corporate button-up type). There’s definitely a push and pull between the client and artist (it’s…

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Stuff like this always reminds me of the time when I went to London. I wanted to visit Abbey Road and did and saw all the messages written on the gates outside and then thought, you know, why don’t I take my shoes off and walk across the road.

I’m a 29 year old PhD candidate working minimum wage for a legitimately unbalanced and abusive boss. I have days when I’m really angry and want to change the system. Never crossed my mind to murder anyone.

White privilege is having agents of the state and a presidential candidate protect you despite being an incestuous child rapist. Imagine if this dude wasn’t a white guy. It’s truly baffling so many people are unwilling/unable to have a modicum of empathy for people like Tamir Rice but are more than willing to defend…