In before the debate even gets started.

Winona Wasted. I know because getting wasted is totally my jam right now.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

It’s a ghastly movie. Not a single woman in the movie has a real voice, let alone any agency.

Say what you like about the Democrats, but they’ve got a 500 mb folder of reaction gifs that would be just perfect for this.

If I knew how to gif I’d put one here of a fat kid laughing til they fell off something. Cuz that was my factual response.

I really hope the old saying is true that Cheetos never prosper.

Cap’n Walter Crunch was court martialed for tearing up the roofs of a lot of mouths.

So, uh, hypothetical talk here: There’s a big investigation, millions of tax dollars tossed into it, and we find indisputable proof that Russia/Wikileaks interfered with the election by dropping targeted information. What is the actual result of that? Does Trump’s Presidency become illegitimate and they throw in…

Robert Byrd died six years ago. Good job with those “facts.”

I googled toilet paper penis roll and was not disappointed.

“No I’m not suggesting that at all. I’m calling for responsibility and maturity and decency from someone who has held one of the highest positions in our government.”

“I would be very careful about exercising your First Amendment right to freedom of speech. Free speech in a Trump administration extends only to fawning praise, not to criticism or dissent of any kind. You knew this when you voted us in.” -said the scorpion to the fucked democracy.

I want them all to be true. i will not tire of this trend anytime soon

I think it’s clear that it was. Then I faxed it into Kinja.

Yup. The 74 year old white socialist who black America trusted slightly more than fucking Romney would totally win.

Well, that’s good news in a totally weird way! I’ll take what I can get.

I feel numb looking at these photos. Enough with the conciliatory bullshit, we know that this is the beginning of the end. This is a very sad day in American history

Well, in that case, get better at this, America. Jesus.

Chapelle was punching down when he mansplained/defended a man who clearly admitted to what amounts to sexual assault. He was punching down when he told groups of minorities to be ashamed of themselves for what amounts to fighting for their civil rights.