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I am wearing a light summery type dress with no sleeves right now in my office. I am doing nothing but farting around on Twitter and playing a silly game. I literally shouted at the dogs because they are making me DIE with their hot breath and fuzzy bodies. I cannot imagine being in a crowd, in the heat, trying to…

Not too bad. It sounds like most of them carry ice cream with them at all times.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

And it is that kind of self-awareness that makes for the best activists (in my opinion anyway).

HOLY SHIT WHITE PEOPLE, this is really fucking embarrassing. Goddammit.

Samuel L. Jackson can relate to that story.

That’s a ripe load of bullshit. The Daily Mail chose to use two different terms in their article, and it’s no mistake that they chose to use the term with negative connotations for her and the term with more neutral connotations for him. This kind of thing doesn’t happen in a vacuum.

i trust no one that allows their hair to be in their face while exercising

I have never been so drunk I would sexually violate an unconscious person. And I’ve been pretty damned drunk.

They never mention the once promising future of the victim who is now saddled with the trauma of rape.

To point out that the media still does a piss-poor job covering rape cases. Was that not clear?

I don’t know, maybe highlighting that various media outlets are writing “poor unfortunate athlete got caught raping, punished, potential sport career ruined” rather than “bad rapist rapes, caught, punished for being bad raping rapist”. These stories seem to empathize with and show the rapist as sympathetic rather than…

This story is not helping my inherent bias against dudes named BROCK.

YES. Thank you.

“Why is Batman fighting Superman?”

I’m assuming this makes Obama a traitor or something? I’ll check Facebook to make sure.

Get the fuck outta here with that horseshit. Abortion and the death penalty are not comparable.

A prisoner is a person. A clump of cells is not a person. You’re taking the ‘chance of life’ away every time a man masturbates, wears a condom, a woman takes the pill, decides not to have sex with someone. Do you suggest getting rid of all of those choices? To equate ‘the chance of life’ and ‘a life’ is ridiculous.…

But clearly that was the problem! The victim *didn’t* have a gun.