Humbled and awed am I by the seed of great wisdom in your alchemical utterances TamTams: they marry flights of delicious ecstasy to logic crisp as whetted glass. I can only bow before you and whisper: but what of the embalming fluid?

She hath traveled beyond the veil, he hath traveled after her. Her earth-bound shell preserved for all time in it’s dank cell. His lifeless frame will eternally molder mere steps away.

TamTams, where is your poetic soul? Your ethereal warp and weft through the strings that symbolically bind us all regardless of time and space? Your gaze upon distant shores in which the first love that stirred your heart is ever vivified in simmering embers? Your most lucid dreams that spirit you to the fourth…

She’s dead. He’s dead. Her corpse is probably a desiccated husk right now. She has no space to invade.

If you could guarantee that everything Trump proposes would be imposed on them personally, his Republican base would scream bloody murder and head for the exits. They might actually rediscover (or, in most cases, discover) the Bill of Rights and the loftiest ideals of the founding fathers.

Get the fuck outta here with that horseshit. Abortion and the death penalty are not comparable.

A prisoner is a person. A clump of cells is not a person. You’re taking the ‘chance of life’ away every time a man masturbates, wears a condom, a woman takes the pill, decides not to have sex with someone. Do you suggest getting rid of all of those choices? To equate ‘the chance of life’ and ‘a life’ is ridiculous.…

High fashion is beyond me. I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of Lanvin. So I looked up some previous seasons and hoooly shit, this season is so so so bad. If somebody that shops at Old Navy and wears flip flops year round can figure that out, how the hell did the designers of Lanvin miss it?!

Not important? NOT IMPORTANT??

You are allowed, too, sure, just as I’m allowed to explain why that’s silly. This article has made lots of people, including you, go “ewww, that’s NASTY, eww vaginal secretions!” And it’s stupid, frankly.

How do you think the baby comes out of your vagina? In shrink wrap? Your vaginal secretions are ALL OVER the baby. It’s by design.

weirdly, my first thought when the student claimed alien was “well if you’re doing purple paint, where’s the glitter?” when the aliens finally make their presence known, they’re going to be angry about this association i’m sure.

You want to hire models that are a healthier weight? In the words of Samantha Bee, “the fucking thing you have to do is just hire people” (who are a healthier weight).

I took myself off the market permanently several years ago and don’t regret it. I looked at what I was expected to put up with in men and decided they really weren’t worth it. Having children was much harder to give up but I don’t have the stamina for single parenthood.

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

That whole episode still pisses me off years later. I don’t know if there’s a better example of how the right’s commitment to “small government” and complaints about “government overreach” are complete nonsense. They’re quite happy to ignore all sorts of boundaries in pursuit of their sacred cows. The behavior of some…

I don’t know if this girl is “average” or not, and I can only take her word for how healthy she lives/eats (which is true of skinny people too, hello — skinny isn’t necessarily healthy). But I do wonder what it matters. She looks a certain way in the clothes she models. There will be women out there who see her in…

As long as you’re happy, who cares? None of us are on Earth to impress anybody else.

You’re welcome.

No one knows who killed the woman. The defense wasn’t allowed to suggest possible suspects. The police department didn’t investigate anyone else, and ignored several leads that may or may not have panned out.