My great-grandmother had* her 11th kid when she was 53.

Religious universities SHOULD be allowed to make hiring and enrollment choices based on their beliefs.

#catting > #adulting

I am nearing 40, and I love #adulting. It makes life a little less humdrum. This world is working to knock us down every chance it gets. When I an in an #Adulting mood or, hell, a #Catting mood (I love Catting. I would cat all the time, if I could), we’re taking back a little joy, a little irreverence.

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First off, can we stop saying this kid made a clock, all he did was take apart an alarm clock and put if back together in a pencil case. Secondly, he showed off his “invention” to several teachers throughout the day and was told repeatedly to put it away, it could be argued that he was baiting for something to happen…

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?”

I always liked Louis CK’s “I dunno they’re your dumb kids tell them what you want.”

I guess for me I just don’t consider these “unplanned” pregnancies (what Tracy is talking about here). If you’re open enough to pregnancy to be fast and loose with birth control, I don’t see it as unplanned as in “OMG I’m so surprised I’m pregnant” and “oh shit, what do we do now.” I get being ambivalent, I was right…

How many times have you heard “we weren’t trying but we decided to stop using birth control”?

This is terrorism.

Are you my brother?
If so, sorry I highlighted your virginity in the retelling. But for some reason it makes it funnier to me.

Not at all Thanksgiving related but I caught the dog being zen AF today. Feel free to picture this image when you feel stabby tomorrow ❤️

I was proud that I used this image with him.

May I apologize for tapping out those words, or would you rather just continue to circle and bite and snarl and tear my stomach open, o ye fucking fang-toothed predators?

My period every month is an unflinchingly brutal, you-are-there, raw-element immersion like something you’ve never seen. The Revenant will be child’s play, sir.

My take-away from this article:

I always took it as her saying she didn’t personally know her and she couldn’t say anything about her. This was after she answered a question about Beyonce and how sweet she is.

So good....

I loved watching the female cellist next to her beam and nod with pride. She was living!

Can you tell I’ve been in this situation before? Yep, people were shitty about it, but I can’t conjure money out of nowhere. And I’m certainly not going to accrue credit card debt to take a trip with my friend and ten other people I may or may not know. I’ll spend my limited vacation time and money on trips I’m really…