so Rebecca, i think i get what youre saying here :

in b4 you guys over there find out that she is also game hunter in Africa. It's going to be curaazzyyyy.

Thank God they didn't go for the full abuse effect and depict Mufasa getting run over by those wildebeests.

I wonder how strong the pressure is from producers to consummate the marriages. Cause that notion is now skeeving me out, especially since there's a sexologist on the staff.

The internet offers many recipes, but I am partial to this one.

At least from the promo several of these participants sound really desperate: "I've been single for 6 months/1 year/2years!" It can be lonely being single but if that's their upper threshold that causes them to commit to this show, it sounds like they may have some issues that need to be worked out.

MARRIAGE IS A SACRED INSTITUTION BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN AND A REALITY TV PRODUCER! CATS AND DOGS! LIVING TOGETHER! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! PEARL CLUTCH! SODOMY! JESUS CAKE!

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

I'm gay & mostly Californian— where's my two spouses and a dog? I want my HUSBAND DOG.

I wish these Fox commentators would stop talking about their personal fantasies on air.

As much as this story makes me cringe, I am deeply saddened at how lonely that woman must have felt that she needed to keep her mother's corpse to keep her company. She must have missed her so much.

I'm guessing this guy never grew a big dick, so he became one instead.

Way to go, man! Keep paying off their phone bills and stuff, it's working for you. Stay hydrated.

A guy said that to me once, that when women turn 30 they hit their "expiration date." This guy was 29 and died in his sleep before hitting 30. Womp womp.

She told me she doesn't believe in gay marriage

Fun story - when they were arrested, it just seemed like a bunch of long-haired hippies had been arrested for being, well, long-haired hippies, so my dad's friends (long-haired hippies themselves) printed a bunch of "Free Manson" buttons. The news media not being quite as swift as it is today, it took a few days for…

Ask her which of these Biblical marriages she does approve of:

British people stand on the right!