I might feel "terrible" and "ashamed" too if my idiot son held a PRESS CONFERENCE to tell the world about those photos of me stuffing dollar bills into a stripper's man panties. I can't believe he brought his mom out in front of a bunch of reporters so she could talk about her Chippendales experience.

Also, if my son was such a humorless little pill, I know I'd suffer moments of "partial dementia" ifyouknowwhatImean.

Here's my guess: he's uncomfortable being confronted with his mom's sexuality (wouldn't we all be?) and when his mom got found out, she was all, "What's going on? Where am I?" because that's less awkward than, "Yeah, son, I can't get enough of that cock." If so, he needs to chill the fuck out and stop embarrassing his…

My blind great aunt used to LOVE strip clubs. well into her 80s she was slapping ass. lol

See, "Abortion does not compute with my philosophy" would be just fine as long she understood that her personal philosophy has fuck all to do with whether or not a medical procedure should be legal, but I'm guessing that's not the case. I mean, hell, vaginoplasty and Botox don't "compute with my philosophy," but I'm…

Throw a wider-brimmed hat on there and she's Carmen Sandiego

Her family probably don't want to hear another word about how much HE'S suffered.

It all plays into that "men are just base animals who want sex and food" trope that people on the right push. Yet feminists are supposedly the ones who hate men?

Yes. And I don't see how this isn't incredibly offensive to men, since it's implies that men are such filthy creatures that sexual contact with one of them leaves a woman dirty forever. I almost always hear the idea that women who have sex are somehow dirty perpetrated BY MEN and I always wonder if they realize what…

I have a bigger issue with the parents who are under the impression that their kids would never, ever have sex. Or the parents who are hypercritical of the parents who put their daughters on birth control . And then they don't understand why we always have a couple of girls pregnant in high school (it's a small…

Wow, eww.

I went to public school and they used the same type of scare tactics. Lots of slides of STDs, no talk of condoms or any type of birth control, just one particularly awful "game".

True story: at my friend's Catholic high school's "sex ed" class, they gave everyone a cookie, but said, "don't eat the cookie until we give you permission." Of course, the impatient, bad kids went ahead and bit into their cookies right away, which—GOTCHA— turned out to be made with salt instead of sugar. All the good…

I'm not sure they all took it in good humor. Sure, they didn't get outwardly angry, but they certainly seemed confused. Most of them looked down at the ground, clearly uncomfortable. It's a lot like I feel when this shit happens to me. I don't usually have time to process my anger until the encounter is over, because…

I love this. I think it's an interesting social experiment that puts men in a (nonthreatening, by the way) position they have likely never been put in before that women deal with all the time.

I love her just silently staring at the guy smoking a cigarette. There is NOTHING creepier than the silent stare, and she pulled it off perfectly.

What a perfect time for:

"Wow, why are men so frigid? They should have just given her a chance. Jeesh, they say women should be more honest but then they act all weird when they do. What a bunch of pricks, am I right?? I bet if she was hot they wouldn't be so freaked out, fucking double standards"

As a PR person, I can tell you they're not crying. They're drinking heavily and yelling "FUCK".

ahaha i read that james franco story yesterday and immediately instagram directed him a ~tasteful~ (HA) picture of my tatas saying "22, and all yours baby" still no response -_-