How the fuck does a group of dudes who have nothing else to do but train how to fight suck at fighting?

I'm going to have to hunt that book down and read it. It's still something I really want to do jut to see what they come up with!

I'm going to start looking into it. I got a flyer in the mail for a psychic only yesterday - it's a sign!

Oh God, I heard it in my head!

I've always wanted to write a feature where I visit 5 or 6 different mediums and compare results.

Makeshift knuckle duster that you can also drive into someone's eyes

Not sure exactly what he did with or to those videos but he kept them for his own "personal" use.

I think I might just start carrying around a roll of duct tape and go hog wild covering electrical outlets, door hooks and the whole room every time I go into a bathroom.

Holy fuck, I am so sorry that happened to you and you are NOT weak.

What the actual FUCK?

Way late, I know, but thanks!

Cleansing with oils gave me cystic acne for the first time in my life. It might have just been a coincidence, but my acne went from mild and superficial (that I thought was HORRENDOUS at the time) to full blown huge, painful cysts that would take weeks to heal. It's only now, nearly a year later, that it's just…

If you watch it again, you'll see that it's not the security camera that's moving, it's the phone/camera that's filming the screen. You can even see the edges of the monitor sometimes.

Is this even her??? It looks so weird....

WHAT A BASTARD!

PLOT TWIST! You're all clones of the original Split Atom!

My fiance thinks his celebrity doppelganger is Josh Duhamel but most people say it's John Mayer.....I may need to re-evaluate my life.

I was thinking about your post and I realised I have story that mixes shit + McDonald's!

Ugggggh McDonald's customers are the WORST if they have to wait more than a minute for their fucking shitty food.

In my head I see you all laughing at him until he combusts with shame.