I love how the friend who's using it keeps touching the screen like it might bite her.

Not gonna lie, I evil cackled so hard at that

FANTASTIC!

What the fuck is happenin here? Where is he?? Why is he doing this???

4 months, 15 days to get this shit locked down!

Ohhh shiiit. This is beautiful!

I want this for my wedding dress.

Jesus fucking Christ.

So...did you bring it up?

I seriously can't wait for my hair to go grey.

I hope I look awesome when I'm 65

I would wear the shit out of Molly Tarlov's dress. Not sure it works on the red carpet (and it also seems to have little beads/gems that I'm not fond of), but I'd sure as fuck swish around in it and windmill my arms at every available opportunity.

I hope you told him he was free to make reusable toilet paper out of an old rag instead of taking the 'luxury' option.

I always wonder if people who think homosexuality is a choice think this way because they, themselves, have made an "active choice" to be...not-gay.

Is it that indescribably evil to suggest watching it with a parent at a young age is better than the child watching it on their own even if slightly older? Particularly if they show an interest it said media?