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Just pay for the beer next time, man.

I’ve followed Zlatan’s career since he played for Juventus and he’s one of the few shit talkers that I don’t find annoying.  The guy has had an absolutely amazing career that has spanned two decades and he’s still wrecking dudes in the MLS at 37 years old.   He adds charisma to his arrogance.  If you haven’t read his…

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

They were who we thought they were.

Devin Hester taking it to the house on the first play of the Super Bowl was the most joy I have ever felt as a Bears fan. Shame they had to end the game right after that play and nothing else happened.

The Bears were quite the team when they relied on Hester and the defense to score 75% of their points.  

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

There is one person who far exceeded Steffi’s dominance. During what should have been Steffi’s absolute, absolute prime years - Steffi won two Grand Slam titles over a two plus year period. Monica Seles won eight of nine titles and made it to the finals in the other. And skipped one grand slam, that Steffi won. And…

“Defeats” really undersells it. Halep dominated. She had more breaks of serve than unforced errors, and I would bet that has rarely, if ever, happened. Well deserved championship

this is exactly right, and I have a hard time with so many of the commentators saying they’re ‘playing better than ever.’ it’s simply not the case.

They have both lost a step—watch some of those 2008 final rallies to see something that just doesn’t exist anymore—but yeah, it’s still really, insanely good.

How lucky are we that we get to see two of the greatest tennis players of all time play each other over a decade or more? Can you imagine Lebron v MJ over the course of a decade, with neither losing much of a step?

And they laughed at me when I warned them that YOU MUST KEEP THE EXTRA CRISPY AND THE ORIGINAL RECIPE SEPARATE!

You are a national treasure.

the easy explanation is “gas leak,” the other is somebody in Eden tried to eat from the Tree of Knowledge

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

It sounds like in many or possibly all cases it was advertised as a modeling job and then escalated to a porn job after coercion. These people weren’t emailing a “fuck site” and weren’t “requesting to do porn”, there were promised a modest fee for modeling, which turned into cranking up the pressure with money, raised…