Snooker is one of the great TV sports. The BBC’s coverage is incredible. The commentators are all ex world champs and genuinely analyse the game. Watching O’Sullivan at his best is like mid-late 90s Michael Jordan or early 2000s Federer. A sublime experience.

Oh, that’s a bad miss.

Hockey grandpas are the best.

He did more than that. He never called her a name to your face. He never reacted when she slapped the back of his seat or his car in general. He never reacted when she threatened his livelihood or fraudulent legal action. He is not a saint, but examining him harshly just on non-physical interaction takes away from his…

I’m hoping this leads to a two-year blackout period of hookers, blow, and random “Is that A-A Ron?” late-night Milwaukee bar appearances for Rodgers.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Let’s put it this way: if I see a future thinkpiece about the “problematic” language of this guy, who had just gotten out of a massively stressful and threatening situation at the hands of an utter shitbag, I’ll have to tie my hands to the desk to keep myself from throwing a brick through my monitor.

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

Eat Arby’s.

whatever, nerd.

I can say with 100% certainty that in my days of doing coke, I never once tried to capture the moment for the sake of prosperity.

“We’re kind of putting the baseball on the backburner,” said Graupe.

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

Evel Knievel was smart enough to get paid for this.

Even if he hit the train, I don’t think anyone else would get hurt necessarily. Now, jumping the freeway, yes, that one could risk lives, agree on that one.

Ha. “I noticed the grass on the fairway was freshly mowed and someone had put a lot of work into it. I saw that, instantly- and I saw it before- it just looked really well manicured. I didn’t want to hit the fairway and mess up all that hard work. I pull hooked it and erred on the side of not hitting the fairway,…

fuck any hockey fan with the gall to clutch their pearls tonight and let crosby skate for the same shit last week.

Why? They had the presidential race closer than most and got roasted for it, because you people are fucking stupid.