You’re missing nothing - if it were women, Jezebel would (and has) be commending them with wink wink, nudge nudge, “disclaimers.”

Can I start a discussion or ask something without being yelled at, or worse, destarred? Am I the only one here that doesn’t get the huge deal with this list?

No, no, no...you’re missing the point. No matter how good things are, especially in the best country in the world, the left will always drag everything down to race, gender, orientation, etc., then they will show how one particular group or another is not getting treated fairly. Except for whites; they’re privileged…

As a Knick fan I’d gladly settle for just two decades behind.

Man, I wish the Jews controlled everything, then I might get a few benefits from the Jewish part of my family, but nope! Just a normal everyday life aside from having to remember not to call my cousin on Saturdays.

I’m biased, but I think Blackhawks is OK, too, since it actually honors an Army battalion named after Chief Blackhawk. But the logo, well, I could see it being problematic, yet I never see them included in this conversation -- I think maybe because of the background? Or because Blackhawk was a person not a group or…

While DC’s NFL team and Chief Wahoo (and possibly even the Indians as a team) are legitimate points, I have a hard time seeing how the Braves or Chiefs are any less appropriate than the Kings or Cavaliers.

“Ware’s house?”

Good thing he had that camera set up to catch any burglar who happened to bend over the foot of his bed.

how absolutely dominant the White Sox pitching staff was

This is obviously nonsense. The Astros are an American League team, so they couldn’t have met in the World Series. Also, there’s no way “Dustin Hermanson” is a real name.

Was at Game 2, 5 rows behind where Konerko’s grand slam landed. The fireworks were going off right behind us, yet you couldn’t hear a thing. People tend to forget how absolutely dominant the White Sox pitching staff was in the playoffs that year, probably because no one watched it.

Extended version/Director’s Cut

“I won’t be disrespected!”

Ramsey is a Jaguar for Christ’s sake, it won’t take five years until he’d beaten down.

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

The two party system is a beautiful thing. Tell me how much you like extra parties when they New Trump Populist party wins with 37% support.

Swim, Forrest, swim.

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel