Hahaha seriously? That’s a tad melodramatic, no? Take a deep breath. The schools will be open tomorrow.

These stories always mystify me. Why do a group of presumably straight guys (at least the vast majority) want to sexually assault male teammates? Who is enjoying that? Not all hazing is bad in my opinion (ex: having to do extra conditioning drills, pranks like having a guy go out on the ice by himself in…

Fire Hoiberg. No evidence he’s even a mediocre Xs and Os coach and he has no control of the locker room whatsoever. Who’s coaching Iowa St now? Maybe the third time is the charm. Bulls are a joke.

Mediocre and poorly constructed I’ll grant you, but bad enough to possibly miss the playoffs in the East? No way. The evidence suggests that calling Hoiberg a mediocre coach would be putting it very charitably. Zero control of the locker room, no team defense, and a lot of losses. Who would’ve thought when…

Hoiberg has zero control of this team and is clearly viewed by the players as an assistant coach to Wade and Butler. Iowa State + former role player on a Reinsdorf team = the two factors in every disaster coaching hire Reinsdorf has made on both the Sox and Bulls (not counting Ozzie of course). The Bulls problems…

Ummm, Lebron you made them sign 90% of the guys on the roster and made it clear that they had to be signed to keep you happy thus eliminating any leverage the team might have had to sign them for less money (hello Tristan Thompson). You also picked the coach. You think Raymond Felton’s carcass moves the needle for…

He’s the greatest to ever do it without question. No one else at that position who’s even in the same category. It’s not just the unbelievable statistics, it’s also how clutch he was. As a Bears fan, I can’t tell you how many great returns he had in key moments and in the biggest games. What a career (and he was…

I’m not an ACA expert by any stretch, so please correct me if I’m off-base here, but does contraception really require health insurance? Condoms are dirt cheap and a month of birth control pills costs half as much as the average cell phone bill. I know money is tight for a lot of people, and subsidized contraception…

Maybe, just maybe, they know more about the circumstances of the incident than the people commenting at Deadspin. We can assume that 10 guys gang raped a woman and the football team decided not to play a bowl game in order to support them, or maybe there’s more to the story. I don’t know, but seems like it’s a good…

If he’s done, he should be in the HOF in 5 years. Greatest return man ever and it’s not even close.

How does he not get ejected for that?

Who could the goalie possibly be yelling at? His parents for giving him such wobbly legs and weak hands?

I know the intentions are good here, but fuck off with “died by suicide”. People say “committed suicide” because it’s been said for 1000 years to describe that very action. Saying “died by suicide” doesn’t change a thing. Starting a group on an issue doesn’t give you the right to tell everyone else how they’re…

This Blackhawks fan definitely does, and I bet you will too when the playoffs start. I understand why we couldn’t pay him, and I like the young kids, but Shaw was a huge part of their success and showed up in the postseason.

I’m closing my eyes and imagining if a far right leader held his people captive to the point that hundreds of thousands of them risked their lives on inner tubes and rafts to reunite with their families, sent gays to labor camps, extinguished dissent by not allowing a free press or free speech, imprisoned or executed…

Steve Smith is the greatest

Exactly. This joke didn’t hurt anyone. These Twitter lynch mobs are exactly what make people think that liberals/Democrats are just bullies trying to tell people what they can say and think. No one seriously believes Colin Jost hates anyone. It’s beyond embarrassing. It’s so fashionable to be outraged, but when…

I assume HBO is going to let him create sports documentaries for them though, no? That’s where he has proven he can add value without being on camera.

Sorry Siete, nothing personal, but I think the answer is yes

Ha, that Scott Brown story is a joke. A stuffed animal running as a Democrat could’ve won the MA Senate seat back from him in 2012.  Warren still nearly blew it, as the race was somehow neck and neck for quite a while (in no small part because of that whole “I’m a Native American professor” thing that Democrats have…