Underrated: Dilbert, Non Sequitur

I’m not seeing it in theaters. I’m just tired of all the superhero movies. It’s enough already. I want to see Margot Robbie, Will Smith, Robert Downey Jr, and all the other talented people in these movies make something else. I know the franchise movie is profitable and that’s why the studios have gotten so…

I agree. But the person he’s running against isn’t far behind. I wanted to use one device instead of two? How can that be described as anything besides a deliberate lie (easily exposed)? And then the wave of lies that followed.

I’m not a Clinton fan, but am I missing something? What was so terrible in the emails? Sanders wasn’t a Democrat!! And guess what, now that the election is over, he’s back to not being a Democrat. Why on Earth would we expect the DNC to be neutral when they have a clearly more qualified candidate who’s more sane,…

Well that’s obviously wrong.

your backup options are Kellen Moore, seen here auditioning for the lead role in Simple Jack 2

Hell no. More white people are Tiger fans than Phil fans by a huge margin and that was always the case. How many people really hate Tiger versus really hate Phil? It’s not even close. I personally hoped that Phil never won a tournament. Watching him choke was one of the great joys of sports.

Sale is clearly a lunatic, but Robin has to be fired and they should blow up the front office as well. It’s a joke. Reinsdorf is loyal to a fault especially when it comes to ex-players (just look at Hoiberg, Paxson, and Forman on the Bulls). Meanwhile the WS winner they wouldn’t even interview has the Indians in first…

You are being obtuse Matt. His point is 100% correct. You think the average person anywhere in the US in 1816 heard about anything that happened in Nice, France, much less heard about it within hours with pictures, video, and first person accounts? There are farmers in Montana who were alarmed this morning by a story…

The NBA is free to move their All-Star game wherever they want for whatever reason they want. However, this strikes me as an example of low risk political grandstanding. Holding a basketball game in a state doesn’t mean you support every law in that state. If it does, I’d love to hear the NBA explain all the…

Schumer is going to be the majority leader without question. She is absolutely not qualified to be Fed Reserve Chairwoman (that goes to economists with PhDs). I don’t think she’d want to be Treasury Secretary. I think she’s going to stay where she is for now, and wait for 2020/2024

Thanks Diana. I’d almost forgotten that everyone is first, second, and third just their race and sexual orientation. Experiences, skills, talents, beliefs, they’re all just faint background noise to what’s really important: the skin color and sexual preference you were born with. I just hope that someday we’ll get to…

...following the targeted murder of 5 cops in Dallas? Does that not factor into the context here?

Dude it’s a picture of someone beheading a cop. Don’t think this falls into the “easily butthurt” category. Imagine any other profession in this picture (teacher, janitor, electrician, fireman, judge, construction worker, etc) and the reaction that group would have to this image.

That’s some ignorant ignorant shit

Why not just change the rule to give the team the option of keeping the ball rather than taking the FTs? The foul would still count, but you couldn’t make Drummond shoot 12 free throws in a row unless the Pistons wanted him on the line (and he should get on the line more if only to practice, because I came nowhere…

Definitely read that headline as Tom Brady, was deeply confused

Secret of the Ooze is a classic that not even Vanilla Ice could spoil. There’s no comparison to Bay’s crimes.

Thank you. I could give a fuck about Transformers, but sacrilege against the Turtles is unforgivable

If writing about the 5 worst stories every year is what you do, then yes, you might do that forever. If we decide as a society (media, politicians, internet commentors, etc) to define race relations in this country by the worst police shootings that occur in a country of 350M people, then people will forever believe…