“He is some sort of mushroom man?”

Interesting. I had a friend from Pennsylvania who basically just fried it like bacon. No flour. So slightly different.

Michael Rappaport.

Yeah. Someone on Twitter pointed out that this story is like when someone reaches their GoFundMe goal to fund a medical procedure. You’re glad about it but you wish it weren’t necessary.

Dogs are great and also parasites. They're the cutest widdle parasites that ever lived, yes they are! Who's a good widdle parasite? 

If you didn’t understand clickhole was satirical after reading some of it or seeing their quizzes or lists (!!), I don’t blame you for enjoying the pandering dulcet tones of xkcd reassuring you that it couldn’t possibly be that you may not be the sharpest knife on the internet.

Aw. It’s nice for Clickhole to get one last hurrah before Univision sends it to a farm upstate.

Frankly, I’m surprised the location does not already have a policy about extended-stay customers who are not ordering.  I’ve seen managers at really busy restaurants tell people they will need to vacate the table if they’ve been an hour or more at a table and not continuing to order.  Restaurants have that right.  So,…

That’s a nice switch. When talking to people who don’t really follow comedy, I often find that Doug Stanhope himself is “the best comedian you’ve never heard of”.

I’ll check it out, but this sounds more measured than Observe And Report and The Foot Fist Way. And that’s a shame.

I’ll place that XXXtentacion mausoleum next to the Confederate monuments. Remembrances for azzhles who brutalized and raped black people.

Or just said fired to placate people who don’t understand how pyramid schemes work.

Yeah, R&F is a multi level marketing company

Agree.

If it had a “Pontiac Vibe” it would look more like this.

I use regular olive oil for sauteing. EVOO has a lower smoke point, costs a lot more and you lose the flavors anyway.

Properly refined coconut has a higher smoke point. People obsess with it all being virgin though.

“weed-for-dogs business” if that doesn’t scream privilege to the max!

I got this momentary image of Paige staying in that safe house apartment forever, her life frozen, and decades from now, still drinking her vodka from the freezer, ending up looking for all the world like...Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale.