So this is...........fake news?

Those are synonyms, yes.

I’m sure ESPN not wanting to offend the right will fire her now.

One of those kinds of asides I always laugh at, from “New in Town” which I just re-watched, is when he’s telling the story about a house party that went chaotic and how the kid who lived at the house saw him in school the next day and asked if he was there at the party. Mulaney’s response being “So I said no...(to…

Yeah, Ice. He’s a comedian. That’s what they do. You’re reading an article about comedians. You should be used to this by now.

She’s more right than you are

State law says they have to hold it at Pimlico. The grousing and shit from the Stronach Group is as annual as the Preakness itself. There’s a Maryland Stadium Authority underway that is trying to work ou the details of what it’ll take to bring Pimlico into the 21st century. What we know from the preliminary findings…

We bought our home right next to the Laurel, Race Track. That place in no way shape or form is equipped to handle an event as large as Preakness. Every way into LRT is basically a 1 or 2 lane back road with stop lights galore. It’s sandwiched between route 1 and MD 198. I don’t see how they can pull it off.

Her tenure was marked with one movie that made a ton of money, a second movie that made a ton of money, a third movie that also made a ton of money and a fourth movie that, behind the scenes drama aside, looks poised to make a ton of money.

Didn’t all of them end up making a ton of money? I think that’s why she still has a job.

The big story here being, of course, not that he paid to hush a porn star, but that he actually paid something he owed. Guy’s a skinflint.

I’ll try to say this succinctly and elegantly:

Right now in my fridge there’s probably a two week-old Dominos box with one slice left in it, my roommate’s appalling IPA ass-beer, and, like, cheese. I do however have two cans of San Marzano plum tomatoes and some linguini in the cabinet. Learn to make sauce. Impress the girlfriend. Be your better self.

Why would you keep canned pizza sauce instead of canned tomatoes? Canned tomatoes has more uses than pizza sauce.

My mom (Italian) has no less than 46 cans of tomatoes and 973 frozen containers of homemade tomato sauce in our house at all times.

Weird take, considering they come in a can just like everything else in your pantry.

If you have a food pantry, canned whole tomatoes should 100% be a part of them. They are endlessly flexible, a whole lot cheaper than jarred premade tomato sauce, and the quality of food that you make with them will be 100% times better as well.

Some variety of canned tomato are definitely a pantry staple. With what other canned goods are you filling your pantry?

A can of whole tomatoes is 28oz and cost $1.20. You can turn them into pretty much whatever you want. Pizza sauce, tomato soup, pasta sauce, etc. They are stackable too!

a can of tomatoes doesn’t take up any more room than a can of pizza sauce!