My god. I hadn’t even begun to consider the ramifications this administration could have on the game of Asshole.

What if it was a bottle of Night Train hidden in a green velour loveseat?

Fine. When will this country get serious about Scotland’s mental illness?

This happened in Scotland, you know. Not America. 

You know he was Scottish right? This isn’t exclusively an issue in the United States.

People who think all or most servers do a bad job uniformly seem to have very little by way of imagination or empathy.

“Why do servers always check in when my mouth is full?”

Wait, no, that dude’s totally a public figure. I wasn’t anywhere near the Chicago public school system in the ‘90s and even I’d heard of Bittenbinder prior to this special.

He was the host of a television show in the 90's (Tough Target), another that aired on PBS (Street Smarts), appeared on multiple talk shows and was also parodied on Mr. Show. I think he’s arguably a public figure.

Right? I’d not bat an eye at a $10 bill around Boston.

Montana, man.

I think she means what the other 3 degrees were. I was wondering the same.

I didn’t realize it was a grad housing complex, which makes this worse because she saw a 30 something woman sleeping in a grad student commons area during finals and decided to harass rather than commiserate on the exhaustion of being an exploited grad student.

You’re gonna wanna save this one to use again later.

Sweet! My favorite is the nerdy girl with big glasses who always calls him “boss”

Awesome! I love this show, and all the people going on about how they don’t get it or think it’s funny (which it goddamn is) can suck it.

I co-sign this entire article, with the exception of the statement on Skittles. Skittles are loathsome. Skittles is what happens when someone tastes Starburst and says, Yeah, these are okay I guess, but what if we made them way-hay-hay sweeter, shaped them into slippery little balls, coated them in a tasteless…

Kevin is a victim of attempted extortion. And in America cheating is not a crime.

They also get the movies and tv shows that the company owns. Prepare for a Project Runway challenge where the designers are inspired by a one-owner 2013 Ford Taurus with 100,000 miles.

Because private equity groups don’t give a shit about what an asset they own does. What they care about is the opportunity to buy a company that produces revenue quickly and cheaply, because their ownership gives them all of the benefits and few of the risks.