Wow, my two least favorite new media tropes in one. You’ve managed to combine pivot-to-video listicles with condescending second-person headlines. Truly, this is a great website and it’s just getting better.

The Continental is—literally—the worst bar I’ve ever been to.

I mean, cream cheese is perishable, but not quickly. That stuff is pretty processed, and lasts a while.

There is a conspiracy theory that Jessica Chastain is actually a secret love-baby of Ron Howard’s, so I wouldn’t feel bad about it.

Happened to me. Turds.

Happened to me. Turds.

I got an order in and they cancelled it due to a “technical error.” Pretty scuzzy of them.

I got an order in and they cancelled it due to a “technical error.” Pretty scuzzy of them.

To be fair, they did forget the onion straws on that man’s bourbon steak.

In college I used to drink at Applebee’s. They rarely carded and had 22 ounce Yuenglings for $2.

Excellent point. This site blows.

WHY IS THIS A VIDEO

Yes, like many standards, this one is arbitrary. That doesn’t change the fact that it’s the standard, and that films made with it in mind are best viewed at 24 fps.

Did you even read this article?

Wait. It’s a thing to eat 400 calories of butter in the morning instead of food and expect to lose weight?

Can someone explain this one to me: “3 p.m. (the last time at which you can still start a game and leave the office roughly on time)?”Does this refer to watching games at the office? It must, because otherwise I don’t really understand.

My usual coffee place is closed for a few days (long story), so I went to the ‘bucks yesterday and got one of these and my heart nearly jumped out of my chest! I’m glad to know there’s a reason why.

Yes, you can mail it. The picture thing is still annoying (the UPS Store will take them for you, though), but if you do it a few months before you’ll need it, you can do it all by mail.

This dingleberry was on Top Chef a few weeks ago, and he essentially ruined the episode. I recognize that this is a sign of age, but I don’t understand what people get out of watching these idiots.

CBS All Access is the worst of the offenders. It’s frequently unusable.

“hoi polloi” means the masses or common people. The hoi polloi are the ones who patronized the restaurant, not the snoots who turned their noses up at it.

I believe her character is a vice admiral, not a general.