Oh, I thought I saw it on Amazon. My apologies!

The Florida Project has been On Demand for a while, hasn’t it?

A New Beetle needs a timing belt? I’m absolutely shocked to hear that.

We’ve also heard about how fast Santa has to be able to travel in order to make all the children he needs to in one night. If he can travel that fast, well, let’s just say he could pull a Laura Dern on old Godzilla.

No doubt you’re 100% right. The writer might even be a freelancer.

Pretty rich for this site to snark on pivots to video.

Art historians call him Leonardo. Dan Brown calls him da Vinci.

Museums carry insurance (actually, many of them self-insure due to the insanely high values attached to many works of art). They don’t send out bills when your kids break something. They know you can’t afford to replace it.

So you’re quoting an entomologist on the subject of human tastebuds? Quality science journalism there.

Please. I beg of you. Label video content in your RSS feed so I can avoid it.

1. I often sit to pee. Easier, less aiming.

Gawker was occasionally good, though.

So Alex McLevy’s favorite “wrong” way to play Civilization is...trying to win Civilization? Univision is doing great things for this website.

This is all a joke though, right?

A goatse, you say? That IS the door to hell.

The thing is that so far Deadspin has stayed pretty good. It makes me worry for its future.

PLEASE INDICATE IN YOUR RSS FEEDS WHEN SOMETHING IS A VIDEO. I DON’T WANT TO WATCH YOUR STUPID VIDEOS.

Please label video content in your RSS feed. I don’t want to watch video content.

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Wow, I never thought I’d hate something more than the old website, but here we are. I actually like Kinja’s look better than the old site, but the Kinja comment system is totally fucked. This weird, Gawker-legacy “burner” system is just colossally stupid. I’m pretty sure I am on my third one - why can’t I change the…