And as long as they are femme lesbians that fit heteronormative, societal standards of beauty. The minute that a lesbian "looks gay" she's not ok.

Come to Omaha sometime. I'll take you on the tour of Reuben. It is glorious.

I don't know ... Maybe I'm being too generous, or growing up in the South warped me somehow, but take away the exploding wonton and this actually sounds fucking delicious. Pimento cheese and pickled green tomato sounds like a fascinating flavor combination, acid, tart and some sweeter creaminess to pair with the salty…

Um, that area of town the chances are higher that he wasn't white. Just sayin.

Dammit, I just traded my 2003 Volvo s40 (with 200,000 miles on it!!!) for a 2011 Toyota Camry. What do I have to do to get my lesbian card back????

This is seriously my favorite Christopher Pike book. OMG. I need to find a copy.

Why is it "awesome pretzel" bun? Or "awesome pretzel bun?" This leads me to believe that it really isn't an awesome pretzel bun. I'm confused.

It's ridiculous, it really is. I understand that with "Nebraska values," politicians are trying to pander to the conservative bullshit that they think the majority of people still hold those values. Really, they don't. Even in richer areas you're seeing same sex couples/families and in conversation with people you…

Because I couldn't edit my comment - http://www.omaha.com/article/201404…

Lincoln does have some more liberal pockets, mostly because of the college.

That's awesome! Welcome to the big city, lol.

I live in Nebraska now (Omaha), I'm from Kansas City and I've lived in Texas. Nebraska isn't so bad, as a whole. It's just the conservative nutjobs down in Lincoln that ruin most things. And the conservatives that make up most of the state. Omaha is a pretty awesome sea of blue, without absolutely stupid flyers about…

this is the most attractive I've ever found her. what the hell?

Hah! Even here there are comments about Mexicans, followed by, I'm not racist, I really like tacos from the trucks in South Omaha.

LOL, I've had to deal with them waaaaaay too much.

Yup, they're like Chicago bros but in Omaha too many of them wear Ed Hardy and Affliction still.

Yeah, same. In Omaha at least, the bros are all basically just frat boys that are obsessed with whatever sports are on, unless it's hockey or soccer. Many of them don't seem to care about jesus that much though.

THANK YOU! God, all of the fad diets and processed crap are driving me crazy. I used to be that person, buying Weight Watchers brand fat free cheese and not eating anything nut related, blah blah low carbs and I hated every minute of it. I felt like shit all the time and it was awful. I didn't have the energy to…

that's the most brilliant idea I've heard all day!

Ooooh, ok, so, I'm a lesbian and I'm still confused over what exactly the gay agenda is. Can you please explain it to me?