I like your shelf. I think we'd be bookfriends.

I think that many of us dated that guy. Heh. Or, in my case, that girl.

I don't know that she is accepting of her own bisexuality though, she seems to, at this point in her life, want there to be a binary: gay vs straight. It's less complicated for her that way. Of course, now prison has come along and complicated everything.

She might be a bisexual woman, might. The show is doing a very interesting job with portraying that. At times I thought that the show was erasing bisexuality or diminishing it as a reality, but then I realized that the character of Piper herself is erasing bisexuality - she "used to be" a lesbian. She is currently "a…

I swear, I only watch that show because those ladies are all so fucking gorgeous. And Paige too. And Mona. There's so much pretty on the show.

If you ever get a chance to go see him, do not pass it up. His live shows are a fantastic experience.

I feel as if I must share with you that this made me laugh so hard that I'm crying and I might have snorted.

if ever there was a perfect occasion for gifs from the room ...

Heh, that feeling passes. Eventually, you're all like, WOO I AM ONLY WEARING ONE LAYER OF CLOTHING!

OH! Well, since you are one of those that wants to show everyone your nipples, YES, we require proof.

Oh my. Is this a good sigh? A bad sigh? ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT WANTS TO SHOW EVERYONE YOUR NIPPLES???????

Um, well, as much as I do love boobs and nipples, you don't need to submit a photo.

There are support groups for those of us with gross, misformed nipples. We drink wine!

You've got it. Good job! Now you can have tits!

You do get over it very quickly. As well, there are all kinds of ways to keep it as "modest" as possible. I'd wear a nursing tank top under pretty much whatever I wore, so my tummy was covered by that, and then the top of my boob was covered by whatever tshirt I was wearing. There are nursing tops, but OMFG those were…

Yes. Bitchiarchy. Exactly what it is. And I'm sure those women are all sitting there, smugly thinking, or even saying outloud, "I wouldn't let MY husband/fiance/boyfriend get away with that!" as if they are some sort of superior being for their control over their human with penis attached.

Ok, so then. I'll admit. I'm a faker. I've been a faker for a long time for a few reasons and I don't know what to do to get around those reasons.

You know what? You're fantastic.

I'm not even sure it's Family Guy, but it seems like something that'd be funny in Stewie's voice, so I just tell myself that it is. :)

oh dear gods, thank you so much. laughing so hard.