@BuffySummers: It rolls off the tongue with perfection. It's SO satisfying to say, and calling someone one just instantly makes me feel better ...

@largirl: LOL! It has to be the same place. The Ballet is perfect. We typically refer to it as 'going for some culture at the performing arts theatre', somehow no one makes that connection.

@brenner at large: LOL ... God, don't even get me started on the OPD.

@largirl: We go with friends as well. To the place in the neighboring state that identifies as a 'performing arts theatre', and I have to say, it's a hell of a lot of fun.

@thepragmatist: Hmmm ... maybe I should attempt that rather than repainting the entire house ...

@brenner at large: Hah! I live in Nebraska. I might have to report you to the authorities ...

@jenilane: The imagery of this has me giggling, and I will not stop. Unfortunately, my husband clearly doesn't understand the humor and only nodded and smiled politely when I read it to him.

@MargaretMoony: I have a very strange crush on him. Probably because he makes me laugh so hard I snort.

@MargaretMoony: He was on MTV's sketch comedy show The State, as well as Reno911. He's AWESOME.

Thomas Lennon, you totally made my night. :)

@largirl: Nope, not Andrea! But I am all dorky excited that there are others from Omaha here!

@largirl: Hi! I'm in Omaha too ... and closeish to Bellevue where the clinic is ... If they do show up here, I will let you know my protesting plans!

Ugh. I'm going to be very unhappy if anyone from Operation Rescue actually shows up here in Nebraska. Although, I suppose I could use it as an excuse to go protest them. By myself.

@Alohamaid: OMG, that's totally the look in her eyes.

@hortense: Wow. I've never considered that there was a way to sing it that wasn't 'fucking pie'. Heh.

@TransFat: I'm sorry. I'm only sorry because I'm giggling like crazy.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): So I just have to share, my dear cat glared at me for heartily laughing at this ...

@crotchety: Who knows! I still think it's funny ...

@crotchety: As far as the needing a name thing goes, there are a couple fast food joints here that always ask for a name for the order. They don't always hand you your food right then, maybe pieces of it and then the rest is given to you when your name is called.

Thank you, Yoko Ono ...