No discussion of the Peloton ad that has shaken America to its very core?

3:10 a.m. at a casino on the Indiana-Kentucky border has to be in the top 10 of most depressing places to get arrested.

USS Tampa Bay seems like the setup to a 30 Rock joke.

The first important step in trying to learn and compromise and fight against social injustice is to make sure you invite a USA Today reporter along with you.

In America, first you get the Pottery Barn gift cards, then you get the power, and then you get the women.

So what do those women think? Maybe someone working for one of the most widely read websites regarding entertainment media could get in touch with them and ask them. Or maybe just quote some random comedian who put something on Twitter and call it a day.

That’s like an ice cream man named Cone.

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For whatever its worth, I really enjoy this feature, and hope you keep doing them and more like them!

That quote from Sharapova’s book reflects poorly on someone, and it isn’t Serena.

You’re right, the cameos have gotten really stale. It seems to be Lorne Michael’s go-to move for making a finale an “event.” He goes through his rolodex and sees who is in town and willing to pop in. I was expecting Paul Simon to make an appearance at some point.

Ironic that Sterger’s sexual harassment by Favre came to Deadspin’s attention because they were discussing her participation in the “Deadspin Swimsuit Project.”

When I read CEO of Cheddar I assumed it was like the guy that runs the Cheez-Its factory, and was curious why they gave him a TV show.

And if the writing thing doesn’t work out, he can start his third career as a well-broken in catcher’s mitt.

Back when this song had come out and semi-penetrated the non-Christian culture, my wife and I used to, for whatever reason, always crack up at the line “will I dance for you Jesus?” from the song.

If Alexa starts saying “I want more life, fucker” I will be really impressed/worried.

Call me old fashioned, but I like it when articles on this site are longer than 300 words and not just reposts of some internet detritus.

But if the movie isn’t constantly reminding me racism is bad, how am I supposed to remember that racism is in fact bad?

So she claimed he (or his proxies) broke into her classroom and highlighted certain menacing words in a book? Apparently the Panthers hired the villain from a bad Lifetime Channel movie.

Yeah, they should stick to posting stolen sex tapes of pro wrestlers like respectable websites.