pinsandnoodles
pinsandnoodles
pinsandnoodles

THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY.

“30-year-old”

And Buffy fans since he appeared in the beginning of season 1.

“Donald wasn’t really interested in the children until he could talk business with them”

It makes it worse. Most decent humans wouldn’t have that word in their back pockets for when they’re really really would. You know who does? Racists and people who believe being angry is an excuse to cut people deep. Either one is a sign that you hitched your wagon to the wrong person. GTFO or be with an asshole. Your

Oh come on. You know what you need to do here. Now put on your big girl panties and do it.

As the mother of an almost 10 year old I want a time machine to go and punch that teacher right in the fucking face.

Obviously that wasn’t Sarah Michelle Gellar.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Yes—so emotional, right? I got my partner into the show, but didn’t think he was that into it. Then, when they were announcing the winner, I was talking to him, but he wasn’t answering. I turned to look...and he was crying!!! It was adorable!!

Blah blah blah I’m happy for them but those quotes are god awful attempted poetry. Like real bad. Her heart is full of deep ocean minerals? What does that even mean??

American Indian is acceptable to many of us. Although we like it if you refer to us by the name of our nation.

The sick fuck really did like to eat fresh.

This is important because so many people encourage kids to hug or kiss people they might not want to - whether it’s an adult or other kid. I mean. The intent is not bad, it’s cute or charming.

Why do people want to hug kids anyway?

Makes them stick to the roof of your mouth.

Hillary: I’ve told you before; I don’t care if you have ten million in cash, I’m not getting you new documents and a new identification and I’m certainly not spiriting you away to Iceland on Air Force One.

Hillary: “Here’s an untraceable number for a safe house.”

It’s a solid Yes!

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?