She was also Nancy in the Oliver Twist that the BBC did at Christmas a few years back where Tom Hardy was Bill Sykes, and people freaked out at one of Brit pop culture’s longest standing symbols of romanticised female victimhood being portrayed as something other than lily white for almost the first time ever.

Did you see Small Island? It was so good, and it’s major theme was, indeed, race (people of color) relations in the U.K.

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

“They don’t even know who wrote it.”

i’m not crying you’re crying

my what?

OH SHIT! Tilda came with fucking receiptsssssssssss

Looks like Santa is going to be enjoying milk and cookies...

Come now. There must brie an explanation.

I really hope it’s just a giant wooden coffee table.

Why’d you have to bring this up? Now my heart is re-breaking over Dukie and Randy. And Michael, I guess.

I am to understand that you are comparing a clearly mentally unwell Shelley Duvall unfavorably to Helen Mirren, defender of the racist Oscars, who said date rape really just needs “to be negotiated and worked out,” because Shelly doesn’t look as good as Helen in a bikini? Care to explain yourself or can I just assume…

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

I know their actual names are in the headline, but I literally still somehow read this as “Of Course Leia Fucked Han Solo,” and I was like.....well, yeah. Who ever doubted that?

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

Yep, this is why this election was such a big deal. This is best way to deal with them.

Sadly, as you can see from the quality of the writing, the student is only 34.

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

Dude I watched the Martian election night. I needed to believe in a world where everyone worked together regardless of race or nationality. Also a world where NASA had a real budget...