It doesn’t matter that you’re preaching to the choir. Your voice still matters, and what happened to you is utter shit. You’re brave for telling your story and we’re here for you.
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Something like this happened to me when I was thirteen. I was groped in an elevator by the father of a classmate. I never told anyone except for a couple of friends when I was in college. I feel people will dismiss this woman’s account because “it’s not like he raped her,” or this does not “count as assault” or maybe…
You guys. Someone on my Facebook just posted, “I’d rather a president who loves pussy than a president who is one.”
She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire
It’s called the Mystery Machine, Mr. Huckabee. You fucking idiot!
Skynet’s Human Cyborg Experiment No. 003 became active on Sept. 4, 1981.
In my parent’s house, there are framed photos of two very sad women. One is my great grandmother, who stopped speaking for 2 years when her daughter died after falling down a well. The other is my great great aunt, who died of a botched abortion when she was 17. It’s never been a family secret or a morality tale, just…
Because no-one would have babies ever again.
“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”
Flight of the Conchords is freaking brilliant. What We Do in the Shadows is amazing. Also, I’m pretty sure he’s had a hand in writing or producing everything he’s been part of. (Not sure about Molly.)
It is a mystery. I was un-greyed on Deadspin and Lifehacker almost immediately (within two weeks of starting to comment). It took several years to get ungreyed on Jezebel (when Mark Shrayber ungreyed a bunch of folks on his way out the door). I never got ungreyed on Gawker (RIP) after five-plus years.
What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?
Trump is locked inside his Trump tower, it’s a freaking fairytale.
thank god pissing contest is back. you’re saving lives here.
Halloween is not gonna be fun this year.
Someone started a rumor on Snapchat yesterday that clowns were coming to the school where I work. The kids came in at the beginning of the day scared about it. Then, during lunch, the damn fire alarm went off because someone left their food in the microwave too long. The kids all fucking panicked, several kids had…
Sidebar—I was watching a documentary on Netflix the other day about the real stories behind some urban legends (Killer Legends, check it out) and they did a part about “clown panics” in a few places in the 80s and 90s—I guess it all comes back around?
that wasnt a french dildo, that was a freedom dildo.