DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?

I was followed home from the park after working my dogs today. I could hear him behind me saying things like “Oh she’s a tough bitch - she bossed those dogs so good - she can boss me - look at this bitch - where’s she going” and I was trying to control my dogs and text my husband to meet me at our front gate as I…

as Long as They Promise Not to Fuck

Honestly? If this could be mobilized nationally, it would save childrens’ and parents’ health and lives. I’m all for this. I’d be part of this too! So many more social services are necessary for kids and parents in this country. How could we do something like this? It’d be like Starbucks for Kid Care. And…

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

Where I live, public schools had to start putting “Don’t photograph the children” on their gates, especially schools in beach towns on the Caribbean coast because the fucking tourists won’t stop taking pictures of the “cute little black kids”

Thank you for this. You know, when I see Matthew I see my own father; a loving but selfish man. A strange combination of excellence and brokenness. I’ve always felt so ashamed of my father’s mistakes. As if they’re mine, as if his mistake somehow reflected the inadequacies of his children or our mother.

Meets Splice

Ex-Machina meets Lucy meets Orphan Black.

I think she’s naked with a few decorations precariously held in place. And she may be male - there’s something weird about her hip/stomach.

It’s very unpleasant to be in the same room as a man who won’t stop talking about how beautiful a 16-year-old is.

Man, nuisance alligators at Disney are the worst. They’re always talking to you about their pins as if they earned them and didn’t just give a vendor money to wear them like anyone else who wants to fork over the change. Oh look at you! You have a limited edition Nightmare Before Christmas Haunted Mansion Halloween…

I’ve been really trying to get a handle on why the writers chose Bayley to kill Poussey. At first, I was wondering whether they were trying (and failing) to subvert expectations by having a ‘nice’ guard kill a ‘nice’ prisoner (‘you see? No-one’s to blame for this! It was an accident - totally unrelated to systemic…

Not surprisingly, the tumblr-sphere is up in arms that it was a black, lesbian character that was killed off. I’ve also seen posts where people are upset that it was the ‘good’ CO that killed Poussey, because the writers are supposedly suggesting that cops who killed unarmed black people are merely victims of…

YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

yeah wow he’s so hot

STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS.

1) Sure Zoe, if you identify as Black of course you’re Black. Moving on.

Fuck all this vegan bullshit, something amazing just happened!