What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

i would do the same, with sunglasses over every single letter.

Hey Bobby-

She's probably been hit in the head by one too many pairs of Adidas.

You know, you could just not click on articles that cover topics you don’t like. It’s so easy and you save yourself some time and wasted anger energy. And I don’t know about Clover but I’m totes better than Squiggy Azalea.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

sorry, this wasn’t meant as a criticism of you and your reasoning seems totally valid, I’m just frustrated because all the stories about the stanford rapist I’ve read today have have referred to what happened as him ‘having sex with an unconscious woman’ and it’s pissing me off

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

... why would you bring a knife into the bathroom just because? Was he planning to, perhaps, julienne some carrots while he was in there? Mince some onions? Cut some tile he was planning to lay?

I vote for elephants.

Little did we know: before Obama, transgender people could metabolize their own waste so they never had to use the bathroom. That’s why everyone is freaking out! They’re just jealous that they don’t have Trans Super Powers!

Ugh. No. No pigs. Pigs will eat an entire human, bones and all. They have beady eyes. I got trapped in a bathroom by a pig at a party and had to climb out the window. Fuck pigs.

“This one’s wet, and this one’s wet, and this one’s wet.”

You’re Mister Stevens?

“Do you know who I am?”

i wonder how many times he tittyfucked a buddy when drunk.

It’s ALWAYS the overweight, unattractive men going on and on about what level of attractiveness is appropriate for women.

And if we are guessing who caused the divorce based on chemistry, I would say Fassbender hands down.

Her taking the mic down - HARD - with her is why I literally can’t stop laughing right now. Sorry boss, but ... Come on.