Jesus, how big was this burrito that someone thought it was a newborn?!
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A new Bae has come.
I would watch this. I would also cry.
When your first response to “how has your wife changed you” is “well, she gives me a lot of pleasure” ... that is not a healthy dynamic.
How do you know when someone is a vegan?
Everything about this woman is boring. I can’t even say she’s vanilla, because vanilla is actually delicious.
I was watching the trailer ready to cringe but it’s hilarious. I want to see this now.
If there’s ever a story in that vein worth making, I’d really like to see a matriarchal dystopia in the vein of The Handmaid’s Tale where male fertility is rare (yet not extinct as in the book version of Children of Men) and valued.
The best part was when they shot the tranquilizer into the guy in the tree and he dropped to the ground. That made me chuckle. I will have to watch the shit out of this film.
Has Matt Damon weighed in on this casting issue yet?
The beautiful, and incredibly talented Danai Gurira would have been my choice to play her...
The Shaw-Tank Redemption *I’ll follow you out*
also, Barack playing with small kids? Who cannot help but smile at his genuine joy.
I give it 127 hours.
Every night, with a sweating uncooked chicken breast panting upon her, she prays to Whatever Gods May Exist that she finally be allowed to die.
Yeah I think Barry forgets that Mark Shrayber used to work here! God I miss Mark.