Having a young daughter (who is still too young to see it), I literally started tearing up when the realization hit me that Rey was the force character and that the trilogy was going to be about her. I don’t know why, it just really gets me and I love that they did it so much it hurts. Her character, her story arc,…

I know a white male who saw the movie and was completely disgusted that a woman and a black man were the leads. He's a complete fucking moron.

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

actual photo of Disney’s bomb sniffing dog:

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

It’s bizarre to me that a man would think “I need to pass on my family legacy, it’s my duty” and I would say “me too!” and he would think I was out-of-order.

Uuuugh. I truly hate the term ‘maiden name.’ It implies something akin to unripe fruit or cheese. It is MY NAME, just as my husband has HIS name. And yes, I kept my name because why wouldn’t I? Luckily, Mr. Smuttins knew better than to even broach this topic!

It’s true though. When I kept my name the entire town fell into disarray. There were roaming gangs of feral children attacking seniors. The moose organized themselves and turned against us. It was pure chaos. We had to abandon the place.

Considering the falling birthrate Japan ought to be bending over backwards to accommodate women who want to be working mothers. But the patriarchy never sleeps I guess.

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…

me

The greatest trick rape pornographers ever pulled was convincing us they were feminists.

Yeah. I understand why articles and blog posts about rapists need to have photos of the rapist attached, but I really hate seeing them. The sight of Cosby etc. is sickening at this point.

I’d like every single piece of shit who claimed this guy was “saving babies” to look into the eyes of these people’s children and tell them their parents died for a good cause.

Oh good. A whorephobic rape joke. Never heard that one. Good stuff.

Comments are so juicy HAHAHAHA

UGGGGGHHHHHH WHY IS EVERYTHING SUCH A BUCKET OF SHIT LATELY

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

Fucking hell. I wish they had just fed her to the snakes instead of firing her. She can go fuck herself with a hot curling wand. I’m sorry you had to experience that, but I am very glad you were spared from that job!

MARK WILLIAM DAVID SHRAYBER. That headline and that picture. You need to take a seat over there and think about what you've done.