As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Ugh, I’m really getting sick of language being SO policed. Didn’t anyone with severe allergies also get upset at Lorde and force her to apologize? People die from allergies!

Justin has the D, but everyone in Hanson is very hot and, I hope, more generous sex-havers.

This is tough, first those leaked pics of bebs showed he was prettyr well-endowed, but then again its beiber. But then the hanson boys are Christian and are probably afraid of getting down and dirty with the V the way that needs to be done, but then again they seem to each have many kids so they must have some clue.…

I can’t believe this is still in the greys.

Would you rather bang beiber or be triple teamed by hanson?

I am really upset. These crazy hateful “Christians” just need someone to bully, it makes them feel like they are doing God’s work. So do the people in ISIS. Religiosity is really ridiculous. And enough of the liberal Christians like myself do not say anything, don’t speak up about it because we think we are never…

Ah, another example of Christian love and tolerance. Per usual.

do you comment on literally everything

Sometimes the P goes in the V. Sometimes the P goes in the B. And this time, the P goes in Sea.

Because the officers should be charged with killing two people, not one.

It is well documented that Italians and Irish used “Me-Too” hatred of other minorties (read that as black people) as a means to earn favor with whites.

put down the bottle and get yourself a good therapist. that will make you not be a crappy parent. teaching your child how to be an alcoholic will do far more damage to her than neglecting to play dress up with her. and stop making self-deprecating comments here for sympathy instead of getting that professional help…

They can never take away our sun and stars!

you need to stop talking about your daughter. you need to stop.

These are courtesy of my father. We went to France recently (in case you didn’t catch that):

Ivanka, is that you?

Although the joke should have been “Thanks, Open Table, but I couldn’t have more reservations about my father if I tried.”