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What does the Feminazi flag look like?

I and plenty of other Asian lactose-intolerant people I know drink lactaid milk regularly. Milk and eggs are packed full of nutrients. Unfortunately I have an egg allergy.

There’s no change they can make that will leave Oreos less disgusting.

Babysitter gets high, takes baby to get munchies, forgets baby on side of road?

That looks like imminent chronic back pain.

And the bakery’s supporters threatened a judge.

Smart cat added about 390,000 views to her yoga video.

I am a HORRIBLE person, but for a second there, I was disappointed the person who died wasn’t an anti-vaxxer’s kid. Poor woman will never see justice.

How did that canvas hold tons and tons?

I DEMAND ZERO CHEMICALS IN ORGANIC FLUORIDE-FREE VACCINES!

Well, unless they’re Muslim or something. Then obviously terrorists.

Love the Mexican, hate the Mexican fence-hopping, job-stealing, Obama-licking rapist. (Which is like 99% of them.)

I hope someone climbs up with a blowtorch and sets it on fire, so they’ll have to go buy a new one if they want to fly a racist-treason-flag.

They build their papery wasp nests by two different areas of my house. I get rid of one of them, and they’ll pop up at the other spot, etc. I’m not sure what they’re doing to the bees, but the bees always vanish around the time I notice wasps around.

Do you have any advice on how to keep wasps away? Every year I find a wasp nest and all the bees disappear.

You should steal something he made and splatter some shit on it, then call it art.

We don’t live in America or have a Confederate flag, but we’re going to print one out and burn it in the grill this Saturday in support of the activists.

“I have to do it,” Roof shouted before killing his victims mid-bible study. “[Christians] rape our women and [Christians]’re taking over our country. And [Christians] have to go.”

It’s good to know that these kids are (mostly) born to older mothers who choose to have them and who are economically secure enough to take care of them.

It’s on its way, and it won’t be just meat! 3d printed leather products means I won’t feel guilty every time I look at my shoes.