Yeah, and if she sued him, it would be her own money he’d pay her with, unless she gets a divorce. Suing the hostess makes sense to me like that.

Just tell them they’re more likely to get T gondii from rare meat. That’s what happened to the French.

There seems to be something wrong with Jezebel’s site. When I’m on an article or the main page on Gawker, and I’ve scrolled all the way down to the bottom of the comments thread and lost the header with the options, I can scroll up a little and it pops back up. But it doesn’t work on Jezebel.

Does this dog need help paying for vet bills?

My brother’s an adult and his hands are STILL STICKY. Anything he touches when he comes over, he gets to keep.

I heard that Quebec French movies need subtitles if shown in France. Not sure if true, but two French people told me this. They also said that Quebec French is the older version from when France colonised Canada. It didn’t change the way France French did through the centuries.

I read high carb and immediately thought of the banana girl.

Peter Potamus (like the cartoon)

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the cake wasn’t even for a wedding. So nobody was getting married, straight or gay.

I don’t care about Oreos but I want that dress. Does anyone know of a good online retailer of 50s dresses?

Those red letters look like what’s left on my cheap keyboard.

I’d heard about how awful American school lunches could be, but that didn’t prepare me for the first time I saw pictures of one. It was just junk food!

How do those silicon injections work? I thought butt implants were done with filled pouches, like breast implants. Does the free silicon move around when you put pressure on your butt? Or does it stay in one place?

Mine did! We even had brown rice! But I didn’t go to school in America.

I hate to be That Guy, but please don’t buy wild animals and keep them in your home/backyard.

How about we replace coke with kittens?

You know there’s only one way to get rid of turd-roaches like him. (FIRE)

“In the Talmud they say, when that part of the male anatomy is aroused, the brain flies out of the head.”

We saw a striking pattern in the sky where stripes of high-density plasma neatly alternated with stripes of low-density plasma. This pattern drifted slowly and aligned beautifully with the Earth’s magnetic field lines, like aurorae.

It’s hard to make friends as an adult woman, I agree 100%, but why is it hard to write some women friends in for her TV character? I don’t watch the show, so maybe I’m missing something?