He might sound too intelligent to the target audience.

How does she sit down?

Please stop responding to the troll. Scroll down to the bottom of the comments in that thread and see what you'll have to deal with.

Shut up music! I want to hear their chattering!

This video made me yawn. A lot, because I kept replaying it.

Or gay-married, hurrah!

It's also in gay porn. Might have started there, actually.

I also conduct my, uh, 'research' at 3:30 in the morning.

I watched The Color Purple a month ago on a movie-binge and I still don't get this joke.

As a former teen who was into alcohol and drugs and evil lesbian sex, I know that sort of parenting ENCOURAGES teenagers to act out. Thank goodness my schools provided comprehensive sex ed. — I wouldn't have gotten pregnant but many of my friends were having underage sex with their boyfriends, some even while we were…

I would have cranked open a window, reached out and nabbed one of them to take home with me.

Seriously, just burn everything. Why do they need a year?

I still don't understand how it's art.

Why does he get to stay at home while he's facing a child pornography charge? Is that normal?

Bad Ass Magic Fingers

Can't they ban IP addresses?

I hope you read all the well-informed responses. If you believe in the science behind your choice to not vaccinate your children against diseases, you should reply to these people with citations from peer-reviewed scientific and medical journals to back up your claims. Otherwise, I'll assume you really are an idiot.

My dog tries to climb on me, probably to hump my head, but I've never let him get that far.

I love that name. She's going to grow up to be a great Octavia.

Are you from 4chan?