Let us now seriously, angrily nitpick the not really serious nitpick video.

Did you ever meet a nutjob who told you that you wouldn't have been raped if you were carrying a gun? They exist, sadly.

Can't we hate all people equally?

Which video is that from? I feel like I should watch the entire thing on automatic repeat.

I'd rather be a gay alcoholic than related to Rick Perry.

I don't know about Anna, but I can't see the video from where I am. There may be other screenshots that aren't showing up too, I honestly can't tell.

Penny Brown clearly doesn't understand that.

I feel bad for her because she probably can't have a full glass of wine with her meal, since it'll make her bloat. No wine = deal breaker.

What's a good corset retailer? I'm a rectangle (no hips) and would like to wear a slinky dress.

I don't wear pants, period.

"According to the UN's Food and Agriculture Organization, some insects contain twice the protein of raw meat and fish, while others, particularly in their larval stage, are also rich in fat, vitamins and minerals."

I solve that problem by wearing dresses and full skirts (yes, even in winter), and using wide belts. What do you do?

Eh, my mom had a body just like that before she had kids. Then her hips filled out a bit, her breasts got huger, and she took up weightlifting so she's more toned. Her mother, my gran, has been pear-shaped all her life according to the photos. I have neither T or A, haha ha mmm :( Bodies come in all sorts of…

No it's not bleach. It's some word that starts with an M, I think, and it is definitely linked to skin cancer. The skin lightning creams used in the Western nations to deal with scars and weird age spots are generally not allowed to contain that ingredient. I used one of these western creams on a very ugly scar I got…

I bet some young idiot tries to steal one of those guns.

It's like people who buy endangered animal parts for weird superstitious selfish reasons. No evidence that eating tiger peen will increase virility, lots of evidence that it encourages poaching.

Maybe it's baby chicks.

The meat in the dog food would have to come from already infected cows and be undercooked to pass prion disease on to Milkshake.

The clitoris extends way up and sort of hugs your vagina, so sticking something up there will give some women more clitoral stimulation from the inside. All bodies aren't built the same, of course.

I can't see it. Is that because I live in Canada?